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Thursday, 3 November 2011

FAILED PICK UP LINES .......(LAUGHING ONES ALL TIMES....)))

Posted on 07:28 by Unknown

GUY: I'm a photographer. I have
been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL: I'm a plastic surgeon. I have
been looking for a face like
yours!!!

GUY: How did you get to be so
beautiful?
GIRL: I must've been given your
share!!!

GUY: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
GIRL: Okay,but would you stay
there?

GUY: Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out!
GIRL: Okay,get out!!!

GUY: Can I have your name?
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