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Tuesday, 29 November 2011

Posted on 04:24 by Unknown
A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage.
They were a loving couple and the boy was the apple of their eyes.
When the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open.
He was late for work so he asked the wife to cap the bottle and keep it in the cupboard.
The mother, preoccupied in the kitchen, totally forgot the matter.

The boy saw the
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Saturday, 26 November 2011

KICK AGAINST THE PRICK.....

Posted on 06:39 by Unknown
Question: What does "kick against the pricks" mean?    Answer: The question is probable referring to Acts 9:5 or 26:14. Saul (later called Paul) had been persecuting Christians (Acts 9: 13,14). Even though Saul had been sincere, Saul was wrong (Acts 23: 1,26:9). Saul was acting according to the law of Moses, but this system had been abrogated (2 Cor. 3). Hence, Saul had no authority for his
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Friday, 25 November 2011

WE MAKE SO MANY FRIENDS...(MEMORIES)

Posted on 04:04 by Unknown
We make so many friends,
Some become Dearest,
Some become Special,we
Fall in love with some,
Some go abroad,
Some change their cities,
Some leave us,
We leave some,
Some are in contact,
Some are not in contact,
Some don't contact because of their ego,
We don't contact some because of our ego,
What ever they are,
However they are,
We still remember, love, miss, care for them because of the part
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Monday, 21 November 2011

SCIENTISTS IVENT "WORLDS LIGHTEST" MATERIAL -PcMag

Posted on 02:59 by Unknown


Researchers have created a material that's so light it can rest comfortably on a dandelion seed head without disturbing the fluffy, delicate structure of the plant. The "ultralight metallic microlattice" invented by scientists at UC Irvine, HRL Laboratories, and Caltech is described in the Nov. 18 issue of Science.
The new material is 100 times lighter than styrofoam,
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7 Things You Need to Know About Google Music -PcMag

Posted on 02:52 by Unknown


Google just made its music cloud service, Google Music, available to all, and it's mostly self-explanatory: You go to music.google.com and start uploading or purchasing music that you can then listen to on your computer, or on your Android phone, Google TV, or iPhone. Just like iTunes, right? Well, not really. Maybe it's not so straightforward after all. Here are a few pointers that may
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Friday, 18 November 2011

THANKSGIVING

Posted on 04:12 by Unknown


Let us give thanks to God above,
Thanks for expressions of His love,
Seen in the book of nature, grand
Taught by His love on every hand.

Let us be thankful in our hearts,
Thankful for all the truth imparts,
For the religion of our Lord,
All that is taught us in His word.

Let us be thankful for a land,
That will for such religion stand;
One that protects it by the law,
One that before it
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A LOVE STORY

Posted on 03:50 by Unknown
In the Garden of Eden,
as everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
without any clothes.


In this garden,
were two little leaves,
one covered Adam's,
one covered Eve's.


As the story goes on,
Never the less to say,
the wind came along,
and blew the leaves away.


At the sight,
Adam did stare,
There was Eve's
treasure,
All covered with hair.


And wonder came,
Under Eve's ey...
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Thursday, 17 November 2011

A HEROES CREED "DID I"

Posted on 06:29 by Unknown

A HEROES CREED "DID I" By Carl Morris  Did I help someone to realize a dream they thought they'd lost? Did I listen when someone told me the reward is worth the cost? Did I praise someone for their efforts and encourage someone toward their dreams? Did I help someone to understand the end never justifies the means? Did I make someone laugh and smile when they would much, rather frown? Was I
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Wednesday, 16 November 2011

THE NEAREST YU RELATIONSHIP CENTRE -NAIROBI CBD

Posted on 05:35 by Unknown
The nearest YU relationship centre is called Delca situated just behind odeon cinema.
Opening hours are 8:30 to 5 weekdaysAnd 9 to 1pm Saturdays
  Essar House | Brookside Drive | Westlands | Nairobi, Kenya

Call Centre: 0750 100 100 or 100 from a yu line

│Fax: (254-20) 2726017

P.O. Box 45472 - 00100 Nairobi

email: experience@yu.co.ke | www.yu.co.ke 
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TRUE FRIENDSHIP

Posted on 04:49 by Unknown
A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders saggy from your tears.
A simple friend hates it when you call after she has gone to sleep.
A real friend asks why it took so long to call.
A simple friend seeks to talk to you about your problems.
A real friend thinks and helps you with your problems.
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you’ve had an argument.
A
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Monday, 14 November 2011

Media school africa- Information

Posted on 07:48 by Unknown
Basic Information
FoundedCertified
LocationMoi avenue,Bazaar plaza,M4 Floor, Nairobi, Kenya, 52440-00100
AboutA college for the future mass communication gurus along with business people

DescriptionThe school is currently offering scholarships for the diploma students

Emailinfo@mediaschoolafrica.ac.ke
Phone0729810000 0738820000
Website    http://www.mediaschoolafrica.ac.ke/    
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Monday, 7 November 2011

‘THEY WITNESS BEST WHO WITNESS WITH THEIR LIVES’

Posted on 07:26 by Unknown
‘THE RIGHT INGREDIENTS’
“Always be ready to give a defense….with meekness” –(1Pet. 3:15)

Our Daily Bread Bible Reading—(Mat. 22:34-39;28:16-20)

Although my culinary skills remain undeveloped, occasionally I use a box of premixed ingredients to make a cake. After adding eggs, vegetable oil, and water, I stir it all together. To bake a palate pleasing cake, it’s vital to have the correct
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Friday, 4 November 2011

MISS FABOLOUS GRAND FINALE

Posted on 07:38 by Unknown
GRAND FINALE, MISS FABULOUS TUPANGE 2011. Unveiling the Ambassador of Change today (4TH NOV 2011).
VENUE: 680 Hotel Nairobi,
TIME: 7PM - 10PM
TICKET: advance 250, Gate 300, Vip 500....Performing will be Tbroz Kenya www.tbrozkenya.blogspot.com

Lots of Entertainment and refreshments, 110% loveliest fashion models. Come one, come all!!
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Thursday, 3 November 2011

YOU ARE THE RIGHT PERSON

Posted on 07:32 by Unknown
"…time and chance happen to them all"
(Ecclesiastes 9:11, NIV)

When God laid out the plans for our lives, He lined up the right people, the right breaks, and the right opportunities that we needed to fulfill our destiny. The Scripture talks about how time and chance will come together for every person. In other words, there are moments of favor that God has already released into your future
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FAILED PICK UP LINES .......(LAUGHING ONES ALL TIMES....)))

Posted on 07:28 by Unknown

GUY: I'm a photographer. I have
been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL: I'm a plastic surgeon. I have
been looking for a face like
yours!!!

GUY: How did you get to be so
beautiful?
GIRL: I must've been given your
share!!!

GUY: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
GIRL: Okay,but would you stay
there?

GUY: Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out!
GIRL: Okay,get out!!!

GUY: Can I have your name?
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LONG LIFE & LONG LIVE TO MY FRIENDS

Posted on 03:13 by Unknown
Imagine there is a bank account that credits your account each morning with $86,400. It carries over no balance from day to day.
Every evening the bank deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day. What would you do? Draw out every cent, of course?
Each of us has such a bank. It's name is TIME.
Every morning, it credits you with 86,400 seconds.
Every night it writes
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A PIMPED TOYOTA PROBOX

Posted on 03:12 by Unknown
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" IF TOMORROW NEVER COMES "

Posted on 03:11 by Unknown
If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you fall asleep,
I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord,
your soul to keep.

If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door,
I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more.

If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise,
I would video tape each action and
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GOD I ASK OF YOUR HELP FOR ME....!!!

Posted on 03:10 by Unknown
In thee I have done blasphemy.
My heart for now is all sin.
My spirit’s rotten within.
I lack the faith and quality,
To be a Christian happily.
I’m spiritually famished.
I should by right be punished.
But cause you gave your son in,
And now I can keep running.
Help me be your servant
With you I’ll be persistent.
Help me run the long race of life.
Lord help me to tackle this strife.
Each bend or
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A PROMISE OF LOVE......!!

Posted on 03:09 by Unknown
I PROMISE to compliment & appreciate YOU::::

I PROMISE to honer your thoughts & FEELINGS::::

I PROMISE to stand by your through thick & thin::::

I PROMISE to treat you as an EQUAL::::

I PROMISE to accept your uniqueness::::

I PROMISE to VALUE the way we complement each other::::

I PROMISE to spend QUALITY time with you::::

I PROMISE to express my deep down LOVE in many ways::::

I PROMISE
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So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them.

Posted on 02:49 by Unknown
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."

Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was
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THE MISSING COCK (Mind your language.....)

Posted on 02:47 by Unknown
A preacher lost his
rooster (male chicken) and all his search efforts Proved fruitless.
He then decided to mention it in church so that anyone Who knows its
whereabouts could advise accordingly.

The following Sunday While in
church in the pulpit he asked: "Who has a cock?" All
men stood up including his 87-year old
grandfather.

Embarrassed and not knowing what to say next, he
said: "I
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