LONG LIFE & LONG LIVE TO MY FRIENDS

Imagine there is a bank account that credits your account each morning with $86,400. It carries over no balance from day to day.
Every evening the bank deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day. What would you do? Draw out every cent, of course?
Each of us has such a bank. It's name is TIME.
Every morning, it credits you with 86,400 seconds.
Every night it writes

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A PIMPED TOYOTA PROBOX

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" IF TOMORROW NEVER COMES "

If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you fall asleep,
I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord,
your soul to keep.

If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door,
I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more.

If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise,
I would video tape each action and

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GOD I ASK OF YOUR HELP FOR ME....!!!

In thee I have done blasphemy.
My heart for now is all sin.
My spirit’s rotten within.
I lack the faith and quality,
To be a Christian happily.
I’m spiritually famished.
I should by right be punished.
But cause you gave your son in,
And now I can keep running.
Help me be your servant
With you I’ll be persistent.
Help me run the long race of life.
Lord help me to tackle this strife.
Each bend or

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A PROMISE OF LOVE......!!

I PROMISE to compliment & appreciate YOU::::

I PROMISE to honer your thoughts & FEELINGS::::

I PROMISE to stand by your through thick & thin::::

I PROMISE to treat you as an EQUAL::::

I PROMISE to accept your uniqueness::::

I PROMISE to VALUE the way we complement each other::::

I PROMISE to spend QUALITY time with you::::

I PROMISE to express my deep down LOVE in many ways::::

I PROMISE

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So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them.

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."

Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was

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THE MISSING COCK (Mind your language.....)

A preacher lost his
rooster (male chicken) and all his search efforts Proved fruitless.
He then decided to mention it in church so that anyone Who knows its
whereabouts could advise accordingly.

The following Sunday While in
church in the pulpit he asked: "Who has a cock?" All
men stood up including his 87-year old
grandfather.

Embarrassed and not knowing what to say next, he
said: "I

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