You are one in a million _ Gramp Morgan

Yeah you know Its real good when you find that one in a million not afraid to say I messed up,
I seen a girl around the corner All it did was made me think of you and I I'm missing you (Girl) Feel like I can take no more I have been trying but you wont take my calls and I (Im missing you) girl I know I messed up but I fessed up thought a little time would bring you back now im a wreck cause it

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MY FRIDAY STORYARE YOU GUARDING A CONCRETE SLAB?By Sandras PhiriThere was an army barracks that had on its duty roster 4 soldiers to guard at all times a concrete slab in front of the barracks. The soldiers changed shifts guarding the slabs for many years. Different commanders came and went and the tradition continued. After many years, a new commander was assigned to the barracks. Amongst

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Ideal facility in Mwingi jungle _Ideal palace Hotel

Besides clean treated water harnessed from Kiambere dam, Mwingi is home to the Ideal Palace Hotel famed for its Kamba traditional music and dances. Kilumi is one popular performance that thrills guests as they sip drinks or tear into succulent goat ribs.


Vice President Kalonzo Musyoka who is also Mwingi North MP fetches water pumped from Kiambere Dam.
As the name suggests, the hotel is

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SEO Tools Review - Find The Best Value SEO Tools

Finding The Best SEO Software ToolsIf you have already read the SEO Introduction page, you will understand that SEO is a fascinating and huge subject, and one which  webmasters ignore only if they are happy to have no visitors to their websites. There are many facets to SEO techniques, but there is no doubt that doing all the things you need to do in order to get to the top of the search engine

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Information Technology Career Overview

A background in computer science, including facility in writing and interpreting programming code, is almost always the fundamental requirement for this field. As computer technology both becomes more pervasive in Financial Services and changes rapidly, skilled IT professionals are increasingly more valuable.
According to an article in the 12/5/09 issue of The Economist ("Silo but deadly"),

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THE NAUGHTY NUNS... HAH! HAH!

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
...
He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon he sees another sign which says:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly, he begins to realize that

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Do you remember this photos? Taken at Muliro Gardens? Reported by Mombasa411?

As reported in site then-
Haki hii ni tabia mbaya. For the last two weeks Kenyans have been abuzz with the release of the first batch of pictures taken from the masinde Muliro Gardens in Kakamega of kenyans having sex ovyo ovyo…..
Today we have the pleasure to let you see the new pictures released…..
Haki Nyumba zitavunjika this time round……
Wacha mpango wa Kandoooo!!!

Huyu Mama amevua skati..

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MAKING LOVE TO A WOMAN... (CRAZIEST POST)

Have you ever compared making love to a woman with anything else? if u haven't try these


MAKING COFFEE
Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly.

You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.

LAYING A CARPET
Laying a carpet is.. very much like

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The bulb that never goes off

Age: 110 years and counting (as of June 2011)
Installed: First installed at the fire department hose cart house on L Street in 1901. Shortly after it moved to the main firehouse on Second. In 1903 it was moved to the new Station 1 on First and McLeod, and survived the renovation of the Firehouse in 1937, when it was off for about a week. During it's first 75

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SEX LESSON.... ADULTS ONLY

Remember prolonging your Ejaculation time to get orgasm requires some imagination and effort from both the partners. If you are able to hold a little extra there are good chances of achieving that perfect orgasm.

1. Indulge in foreplay- spend three times the time in foreplay that you spend on actual intercourse.

2. Don't rush, be relaxed in bed, if your heart is surging - lie back and slow

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Today i bring you those famous Muliro Garden Photos straight from the blog mombasa411

Well well, the photos just keep on coming from the new sex capital in Kenya, Muliro Gardens…..
Mombasa411 hereby gives you the following serving of the hottest action from ‘The Bench’ (Not the K24 one)…..
OMG!!!

OMG!!!

Nani anakuja yule......?
LOL!!
Gettin' ready

Nekesa...mtoto ameshakula.....wewe nitakuchapeko nikirudi....ujui ninavyotesekea hii pesa yenu....
Eii Yawa...
Look at their eyes...

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Nokia Kinetic Display: Phones of tomorrow will be bendy

Nokia World demo impresses
Nokia has demoed a new technology at Nokia World that shows how the phones and tablets of the future could be bendy.
Exploring whether we need another input method beyond touch and voice, Nokia has developed what it calls the “Nokia Kinetic Device”.
Currently only available as a prototype, the new display technology can be

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Why Online Dating Works So Well for People Over 50

If you’re over 50 and find yourself single, you’re not alone.  According to 2010 U.S. Census data, almost 30 percent of the 78 million baby boomers are single. And, if you’re like most of them, you probably struggle with the process of meeting other singles who share your interests and who would make great potential partners for more serious, romantic relationships.  The idea

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Safaricom Voicemail service

Like an answering machine, it takes your calls when the network is busy, not answered, is off or there is no network coverage. A message is stored and you retrieve it at the next available moment. The service is offered to all Safaricom customers for FREE. Voicemail allows for calls to be diverted directly to your Safaricom mailbox. To Activate your VoicemailWhen you are unable to answer

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How to Control Your Teenager’s Spending

Teenagers – you gotta love em!
But, as a parent, it’s also our duty to prepare them for life on their own.  And, one of the most important responsibilities is to teach them basic, financial skills.  That means planning and controlling their spending and living within their (and your) means.
Now, a new company has come up with an ingenious way to help your teenager develop

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MASINDE MULIRO SAGA: Man Divorces Wife

The fall-out has begun over the Masinde Muliro Public Garden sex photos that have been a hot topic in the Kenyan media.
Mombasa411 has established that one of the women in the sexcapades is a married mama…with two kids.
Now the husband has decided to divorce  the mama after we tracked him to his homestead and SHOWED him the pictures.
Mombasa411 arrived at the sleepy town of Bukura a rural

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MISS FABULOUS TUPANGE GRAND FINALE UNVEILING

MISS FABULOUS TUPANGE GRAND FINALE
UNVEILING
"AMBASSADOR OF CHANGE"
DATE: 4TH NOVEMBER 2011
VENUE: 680 HOTEL City centre
TIME: 7PM-10pm
TICKETS:
ADVANCE:KSH 250
GATE: KSH 300
VIP: KSH 500
Tickets available at 680 hotel,
Contact Simon for reservation on 0721 389 164 / Benard 0720 321 107
Lots of Entertainment & Refreshment.
110% LOVELIEST FASHION MODELS


You can as well call Mose on 0723 264

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Information on Becoming a Computer Technician

A Computer technician, as the name suggests, is a person who has sound knowledge about computer equipment and is all aware about performing various tasks such as installing, repairing, maintenance, updating and all other related aspects of computers. In short, the basic job of a computer technician is to be able to solve all problems that can arise in the computer systems, in fact not just

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Frequently Asked Questions on a computer technician

1) What Types of Computer Technician Degrees Exist and What are They Called?Because the field of computer technology is ever evolving and changing, so too is the computer technician degree. With entries ranging from certificates to doctorate degrees, students can spend as little as a few weeks to eight years obtaining the degree that is right for them. To help narrow your search, we have

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How Small Investors are Making Huge Returns Trading Penny Stocks

You may have noticed a lot of buzz lately about Penny Stocks.
Penny stocks are the common stocks of smaller public companies that trade for less than a dollar per share.  Like other stocks, they are regulated by the

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How To Get Totally Organized – Once and For All

Free Online Tool Finally Organizes All Your Bills and PaperworkDid you know that Americans paid over $22B in late fees and penalty fees last year?  This is especially bad news, because paying on time is the primary factor in credit scoring.  Bills arrive on different days and are due different times of the month.  Most of the time, we just get busy and forget a due

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Explanation: How Brain Training Can Make You Significantly Smarter

As many people hit middle age, they often start to notice that their memory and mental clarity are not what they used to be.  We suddenly can't remember where we put the keys just a moment ago, or an old acquaintance's name, or the name of an old band we used to love.  As the brain fades, we euphemistically refer to these occurrences as "senior moments." While seemingly innocent,

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LADIES: 21 SEX TIPS TO SPICE UP YOUR SEX LIFE....

1. Play Up His Deep PocketsWhen he's least expecting it, tell your man you need some change. Then stick your hand in his pocket and touch his penis through the fabric, pretending that you're really digging around for that coinage you need. When he's good and hard, whisper something in his ear like, "Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" He'll practically

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On sale!!! Casio fx100MS and Fx82MS scientifix calculators (Kenya)

New scientific calculators FX100MS and FX82MS
Price:   Ksh800.00 each and negotiable
Contacts:

0727 822710

ThedavezSolomon@gmail.com



Additional details
This is the most ideal calculator for those who are taking the KCSE this year and if you got someone in form four (as a gift) or taking some accounting course or it is just you, i would suggest you order. we can do a large delivery

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BONOKO REMIX .....(Kare sana)

Gaddafi sio mwizi,alikuwa anauza MAFUTA
pale Libya,sasa alikutiriwa akikojoa na hao
maaskari wa USA,sasa,kuona
... hatawagojea,akatoka bio,halafu
akapigwa risasi,sa kupigwo
risasi,akauriwo...sasa kuuriwo,wakakuja
na ki2 inaitwa
BONOKO,wakamuekerea...hata juzi
wameua OSAMA na wakamuekerea,huyo
sio mwizi..hata MUGABE atauriwa bure na
awekerewe BONOKO...Iyo ni buduki
fake,sasa kwao sijui..lakini

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MISTAKES WOMEN MAKE DURING SEX.... HAHAHA.....

1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out.

2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is

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HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN SQUIRT.... ADULTS ONLY

Now you will maneuver your fingers to find her g-spot. Yes, it exists, and yes, every woman has one. Slide your fingers in about 2 inches, UP, and then BACK towards the front of the pussy (like you’re going up behind her clitty). Her g-spot is actually a patch of her inner walls which is on the FRONT INNER WALL of her pussy, above the hole itself. So, in, up, and back towards the entrance.

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SEX FACTS.... MUST READ

1. A woman is more likely to want to commit adultery during ovulation than at any other time in her cycle.
2. Telling a convincing lie to someone is much more difficult when you find them sexually attractive.
3. Minute quantities of over 30 elements have been identified in human semen. These include nitrogen, fructose, lactic acid, ascorbic acid, inositol, cholesterol, glutathione, creatine,

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PLEASE READ THIS... (SOB SOBS)!

This is a Story...Please read this!


Hi, Mommy.

... ...I'm your baby. You don't know me yet, I'm only a few
weeks old. You're going to find out about me soon, though, I promise.
Let me tell you some things about me. My name is John, and I've got
beautiful brown eyes and black hair. Well, I don't have it yet, but I
will when I'm born. I'm going to be your only child, and you'll call me
your one

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SEX MYTHS VS FACTS... MUST READ

No.1 Women Can't Get Pregnant If A Man Pulls Out
The “pull-out” method, also known as the rhythm method, is potentially the worst possible form of birth control. Men do not always know when ejaculatory fluid begins to seep out -- and even ahead of a perceptible orgasm, pre-ejaculate (which includes sperm) is released and is enough to get a woman pregnant. In fact, one in five couples who use

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TYPES OF PENISES AND BREASTS... HAHAHA...

A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all the different kinds of boobs?"
Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't... there are all kinds of breasts... depending on a woman's age -
in her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

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JOKE OF THE DAY... HAHAHA

After having failed his exam in"Logistics and Organizati on", Kim goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Kim: Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?

Professor: Surely I must, otherwise I would not be a professor!

Kim: Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not

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SEX TIPS.... MUST READ

What You Need To Know
Use the erogenous zones to your advantage - like the back to the right of the spine.
Take your time when you're down below.
It's scientifically proven that warmer feet lead to more orgasms.
Put On Musky Cologne
Smell is the strongest of the five senses when it comes to sexual functioning for two reasons: First, since anything musky mimics testosterone, it’ll kick her 

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THE INBOX SEX

You've heard the Muturi and Nicole story, imagine they were to have inbox sex:

Muturi: Hello.What
do you look like?
Nicole: I am
wearing a red silk
blouse and a
miniskirt and high
heels. My
measurements are 36-24-36. I work out every day. I'm toned and perfect. What do you look like?
Muturi: I'm 6'3"
and about 110kgs. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweatpants I just bought at

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freelance computer technician and consultant

announcing a freelance computer technician and consultant
Price:   Negotiatable
Contacts: dremaxy@gmail.com
0727 822710



Additional details
with an experience of over the years, having worked for reputable companies. you can call for directions or ask for a visit to your place, home or workplace. please understand that consultation fee is 200 KES payable via cash deposit, mpesa for those

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Dell Cpu on sale

A CPU system dell branded, 2.8/512/80
Price:   Ksh12,000.00 and negotiable
Contacts:
dremaxy@gmail.com

0727 822710



Additional details
This comes with fully installed softwares
*operating system (windows xp or ubuntu),
*word 2007,
*pdf reader,
*flash player,
*avast antivirus
*vlc music player

plus a cdrom

a product of imarce tech solutions
Location:   Nairobi, Kenya
can be

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Steve Jobs: the five Apple products 'that changed the world'

Steve Jobs, the Apple founder and former CEO who died aged 56, leaves a lasting legacy in the form of his revolutionary inventions. Here are the five core Apple products that changed the face of the technology, music and publishing industries. Steve Jobs 
iPod In October 2001 the face of the music

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Steve Jobs ‘single-handedly’ created the digital music market

Steve Jobs, the founder and former CEO of Apple who died aged 56, has been praised for revolutionising the music industry and bringing it into the digital age.  Image 1 of 3 Steve Jobs   Image 1 of 3 Apple founder and former CEO Steve Jobs Photo: EPA/GETTY IMAGES

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Steve Jobs, a modern-day Christopher Wren

Steve Jobs, the visionary founder of Apple, has died aged 56. Steve Jobs was often thought of as a modern day Benjamin Franklin or Thomas Edison during his life, an archetypal American inventor of the most revolutionary kind who was able to not only create new products that changed people's lives, but to also market them with equal zest.
There's no doubt that Jobs deserves a

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Steve Jobs: adopted child who never met his biological father

Steve Jobs, who died yesterday (5th Oct 2011), was the product of an unmarried interracial couple in the Midwestern United States in the mid-1950s. Earlier this year, Steve Jobs took sick leave for the third time having survived pancreatic cancer in 2004 Photo: Reuters 4:00PM BST 06 Oct 2011 

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Steven Paul "Steve" Jobs ( Who was Steve Jobs-1955-2011)

Steven Paul "Steve" Jobs (February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011 was an American computer entrepreneur and inventor. He was co-founder chairman, and chief executive officer of Apple Inc. Jobs also previously served as chief executive of Pixar Animation Studios; he became a member of the board of directors of The Walt Disney Company in 2006, following the acquisition of Pixar by Disney. He was

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